Friday, June 11, 2010
RIP Dr. MacKillzie
As you are all aware, my new glasses made me evil, and I changed my name from Mike MacKenzie to Dr. Might MacKillzie. The good doctor had a good run, but in the end, he inadvertently killed himself. Earlier this week, he purchased some multi-vitamins to take everyday. He did this in the hopes that it would grant him super strength. (His doctorate was in art history; science wasn't his forte.) The result wasn't what he hoped it would be, but it's for the best. Instead of super strength, the multi-vitamins counteracted the effects of my new glasses, and my original personality has re-emerged, drowning out the maniacal rantings of hyperfellonyism.