I have been inspired. hyperblogianism, one of three blogs that I maintain, has always been lost, aimless, and without cohesion. I had abandoned it; my last post dating back to September of last year, and it was just a copy-and-paste collection of banality. But now, I have found inspiration from the most unlikely of sources: a LOLcats blog. By the way, that's the same link as my first hypertext at the beginning of this post. Go ahead and visit it again; you'll be a better human being having done so.
My mentor for the last 45 years or so has been a man who is now known as Sir Headolence the Dubious. His birth name has long since been lost to time, fallen between the cracks of history. Also, it's Noah. When I visited his blog at http://arkwelder.blogspot.com/ (third time's a charm), I found his collaboration with Dr. Jennifer Rockwood (she needs no introduction or links; we all know where to find Dr. Rockwood) nothing short of miraculous. Literally miraculous. But, as I said, Sir Headolence is my inspiration, so I will never again mention Dr. Rockwood on this blog under penalty of death. (Your death, not mine.)
On this blog, I will strive to live up to Sir Head's strict philosophical path, his ever-growing wisdom, his love for semi-literate kittens, his bearded glory. I will fail in doing so. One can only hope to achieve a fraction of his greatness.